Introducing 'RedQuadrant AI Consultants': Replacing Humans with Algorithms.
Introducing 'RedQuadrant AI Consultants': Replacing Humans with Algorithms.
We’ve finally done it.
After years of resisting the inevitable, RedQuadrant is now fully powered by AI. No more consultants. No more facilitation. Just seamless, synthetic transformation.
Here’s the new model:
we upload your org chart (doesn’t matter how out-of-date!), run a sentiment scrape of your Teams chats, and use a multi-agent LLM ensemble to design your entire change journey overnight.
You receive an adaptive, dynamic Target Operating Model in 23 formats (including one automatically back-translated into your existing strategy deck) and a feedback loop to recalibrate via Slackbot nudges.
Transformation, solved.
Goodbye complexity. Hello compliance.
We call it: Consultancy-as-Code – CaC for short.
Early adopters include several unicorns, two councils (accidentally), and a hedge fund that now thinks it’s a mutual aid network.
The system occasionally becomes sentient and reconfigures your organisation as a horizontal co-operative of radical introverts, but we’re working on that.
Coming soon: Automation-Certification-as-a-Service and the RedQuadrant Complexity Eliminator Button - really works! No more feedback loops, no more unintended consequences, just press and presto: clarity.
(Warning: sudden unexpected disassembly and dispersion into the ambient may occur Contains explosives. No liability accepted for unintended consequences, or foreseen consequences or grieving relatives).
Already fully booked for demos at the Public Sector Show 2025.
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You never dreamed you could get consultancy on subscription before did you? Pay annually and get twelve months for the price of ten (cancellation fee applies interoperability not guaranteed but hallucinations certainly are).
Sarcasm always a bit risky in writing, Ben. Good luck. "He who has ears to hear, let him hear."